A guy driving a Kia pulls up at a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce…
The driver of the Kia rolls down his window and shouts to the driver of the Rolls, “Hey, buddy, that’s a nice car. You got Wi-Fi in your Rolls? I’ve got Wi-Fi in my Kia!”
The driver of the Rolls looks over and says simply, “Yes I have Wi-Fi.”
The driver of the Kia says, “Cool! Hey, you got a fridge in there too? I’ve got a fridge in the back seat of my Kia!”
The driver of the Rolls, looking annoyed, says, “Yes, I have a refrigerator.”
The driver of the Kia says, “That’s great, man! Hey, you got a TV in there, too? You know, I got a TV in the back seat of my Kia!”
The driver of the Rolls, looking very annoyed by now, says, “Yes, I have a television, a Rolls-Royce is the finest luxury car in the world!”
The driver of the Kia says, “That’s a very cool car! Hey, you got a bed in there, too? I got a bed in the back of my Kia!”
Upset that he did not have a bed, the driver of the Rolls-Royce sped away.
He went straight to the dealer, where he promptly ordered that a bed be installed in the back of the Rolls.
The next morning, the driver of the Rolls picked up his car.
The bed looked superb, complete with silk sheets and brass trim. It was clearly a bed fit for a Rolls Royce.
So, the driver of the Rolls drove around all day looking for the Kia…
Finally, late that night, he finds the Kia parked, with all the windows fogged up from the inside.
The driver of the Rolls gets out of his car and knocks on the Kia’s window. At first there is no answer, then the owner sticks his head out, soaking wet.
“I now have a bed in the back of my Rolls-Royce,” the driver of the Rolls said arrogantly.
The driver of the Kia says… “You got me out of the shower to tell me that?!”
