Seamus has a broken leg and his buddy Paddy comes over to see him. Paddy asks, “How you doin’?”
Seamus says, “Okay, but do me a favour mate, run upstairs and get me slippers, me feet are freezing.”
Paddy goes upstairs and sees Seamus’s gorgeous 19-year old twin daughters lying on the bed.
He says, “Your dad’s sent me up here to have sex with both of you.
” They say, “Get away with ya… Prove it.”
Paddy shouts downstairs, “Seamus, both of ’em?”
Seamus shouts back, “Of course both of ’em, what’s the point of fuckin’ one?”