Menu sir?” asked the owner. “I am blind.
Just bring me some of your dirty forks. I will smell each one and order.” said the blind man.
The confused owner went to the kitchen to retrieve some dirty forks and returned to the blind man.
The blind man smelled the forks and said, “Yes, I will have the lamb with seasoned potatoes and spring vegetables.”
“Unbelievable!” the owner thought.
The next day, the blind man returned to the restaurant.
The owner, wanting to see how good his smell is, went to the kitchen where his wife Brenda was cooking and said, “
Do me a favor and rub this fork in your private part.” which she did.
The owner returned to the blind man and let him smell the fork.
The blind man takes it, puts it to his nose and said, “Oh! Interesting! I never knew Brenda worked here!”