Bobby Kotick walks into a bar
and orders an 18 year old whiskey.
The bartender pours him a 1 year old whiskey.
Kotick says, “But I ordered 18 year old whiskey!”
The bartender says, “To get 18 year old whiskey, you have to pay the farming fee, the harvesting fee and the aging fee.
You also have to purchase a VIP membership in our bar as well as a Whiskey-PassTM subscription.
Only then do you get a 1% chance to get the drink.
But if you purchase 50 crates of whiskey,
one of them might have a 10 year old whiskey, which can be upgraded to 18 year old for only $100″
