- There is no logic in why short pants should cost the same as long pants.
- Nothing to update on Facebook. So pretend that you are busy at a party.
- I tried to be awesome today, I was tired of being awesome yesterday.
- Nothing hurts more than you go to unfriend someone but find they have beaten you to it.
- I ever got a 4.0 GPA in college was my blood alcohol content only.
- Being nice to people is not being two-faced, but this is growing up.
- Instead of checking checkbook, have a look on Facebook.
- Your intelligence is the common sense I have.
- Facebook must have the ‘no one cares about’ option too.
- I am a liar; trust me.
- Roses are red, and Facebook is blue. I have no mutual friends then who you are?
- Facebook is like a prison because you write on its walls.
- Facebook must have an enemy list too.
- I add people only to increase the friend list.
- Facebook is the red carpet for girls who have no talent at all.
- I am quitting Facebook to face my book.
- You are a player! I am the coach here.
- Liking your own status is like appreciating yourself.
- Paul likes animals. The sweet and sour chicken.
- If taking a bath is bad for the environment then I am doing a big favor.
Best 20 Quotes for Facebook
