A woman was nervously waiting at the airport for her husband to return from his skydiving lesson.
The pilot approached her: “I’m sorry, but there’s been an accident. I have some bad news, some good news,
some more bad news, and some more good news.
The bad news is your husband fell out of the plane.
The good news is he had his parachute on.
The bad news is he hit the ground before his chute could open.
The good news is we hadn’t taken off yet.”