It snowed last night
8.00am I made a snowman 8.10am A feminist passed by and asked why I didn’t make a snowwoman8.15am So I made a snow woman 8.17am My feminist neighbor complained about …
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A small surgery
Surgeon: “don’t worry, Micheal. This is but a small surgery” Patient: “my name is not Micheal. It’s Dan”. Surgeon: “I know. My name is Micheal”. *after 500 surgeries. Patient: “Doctor, …
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I Promise That You Are Growing, Even In The Dark
To be human is to understand that life is going to meet you with circumstances that will bury you deep within yourself, with things that will hurt to acknowledge, with …
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I was driving down a country road
I was driving down a country road when I saw a sign: “Talking Dog For Sale.” I drove another mile before I turned around. A talking dog? Really? I pulled …
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A Mexican on his bicycle crosses the border
A Mexican on his bicycle crosses the border with a large sack. The border patrol agent stops and asks him what’s in the sack. “Sir, it’s just grass.” The agent …
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7 Causes of Bad Breath that You Need to Recognize
Bad breath clearly often makes many people insecure. Every time you want to talk or be close to other people, you must be worried about the ‘scent’ that comes out of your …
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4 guys meet in hell
4 guys meet in hell. A Bodybuilder, a Muslim, a Buddhist monk, and an American. Satan comes over, whip in hand, and says: -Those who endure 10 whiplashes can go …
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One day a monk goes fishing
So, one day a monk goes fishing. He walks out on the pier, throws that line out there nice and good, and lets it rest for a bit. BAM! Fish …
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When You Meet Your Soulmate At The Wrong Time
When I was younger, I thought soulmates only existed in the way that old-fashioned movies would have us believe. The fanciful idea of a one and only was plastered into my mind …
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John invited his mother over for dinner
John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn’t help noticing how beautiful John’s roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between John …
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