A man dies in a car accident
A man named Burt is killed in a car accident, and his face is mangled beyond recognition. Because he has no family, his two drinking buddies are summoned to the …
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David sets up Andy to go on a blind date
David sets up Andy to go on a blind date with Melissa, a friend of his. But Andy is a little worried about going out with someone he has never …
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The new maid
A man hires a new maid and calls home to speak to his wife. The maid picks up. “Is this the maid” “Yes” “Well may I speak to my wife?” …
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A dumb scientist is experimenting on a fly
He pulls one leg off and says ‘Fly, walk’. The fly walks. He pulls the second leg off and says ‘Fly, walk’. Again, the fly walks. He continues until he …
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A guy looking to become a bee farmer
A guy looking to become a bee farmer went to a seasoned Apiarist and asked if he could buy some bees off him to start up a hive. The Apiarist …
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I don’t believe in superstitious stuff
I don’t believe in superstitious stuff, but these crystals I bought a week ago have been amazing. I’ve been happier, more focused, and even started losing some weight. Plus, I’m …
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A talking dog joke with a twist
I heard this about 30 years ago from the VP of the company I was working for. He was a real, old fashioned Southern Gentleman from Mississippi. A young man …
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An Englishman is out walking in the Highlands
An Englishman is out walking in the Highlands and gets thirsty, so he stops at a river to get some water. He’s about to bring the water up to his …
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A dad and son lived in a treehouse
Did you hear about the dad and son who lived in a treehouse in an old ash tree outside of town? It worked great for a while, but eventually the …
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A doctor is about to retire
In a small town, a doctor is about to retire and a young colleague comes to replace him. They visit all the patients together, and the old doctor introduces the …
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