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I know when i’m drunk
A man walks into a bar and orders one shot. Then he looks into his shirt pocket and orders another shot. After he finishes, he looks into his shirt pocket …
I know when i’m drunk Read MoreA man walks into a bar and orders one shot. Then he looks into his shirt pocket and orders another shot. After he finishes, he looks into his shirt pocket …
I know when i’m drunk Read MoreA man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of minutes. He is obviously drunk. So the bartender says to another man in the bar: Why …
A man is in a bar and falling off his stool Read MoreThe Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having adrink when a great-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, “Whoever can say liver …
I love liver and cheese Read MoreA man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “If I show you a really good trick, will you give me a free drink?” The bartender considers it, then …
Looking to buy a frog? Read MoreA man walks into a bar has a few drinks and asks what his tab was. The bartender replies that it is twenty dollars plus tip. The guy says, “I’ll …
A man has a few drinks in a bar Read MoreTwo guys were in a bar, and they were both watching the television when the news came on. It showed a guy on a bridge who was about to jump, …
Two guys were in a bar Read MoreA small balding man storms into a local bar and demands, “Gimme a double of the strongest whiskey you got. I’m so mad, I can’t even see straight.” The bartender, …
A small balding man storms into a local bar Read MoreEvery night, after dinner, a man took off for the local tavern. He spent the whole evening there, and arrived home very drunk around midnight each night. He always had …
A man took off for the local tavern Read MoreA man walked in to a bar after a long day at work. As he began to drink his beer, he heard a voice say seductively “You’ve got great hair!” …
A man walked in to a bar after a long day Read MoreA construction worker walks into a bar. He’s a rather large, menacing guy. He orders a beer, chugs it back, and bellows, “All you guys on this side of the …
A construction worker walks into a bar Read More