A construction worker walks into a bar
A construction worker walks into a bar. He’s a rather large, menacing guy. He orders a beer, chugs it back, and bellows, “All you guys on this side of the …
A construction worker walks into a bar Read MoreA construction worker walks into a bar. He’s a rather large, menacing guy. He orders a beer, chugs it back, and bellows, “All you guys on this side of the …
A construction worker walks into a bar Read MoreA man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk. he staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a stool, and with a belch, asks …
A drunk Man orders a beer Read MoreA serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her and kissed her. She jumped …
A serious drunk walked into a bar Read MoreA man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself. Approaching the friend he comments, “You look terrible. What’s the problem?” “My mother died in August,” …
I didn’t get any money this time Read MoreThere was once a businessman who was sitting by the beach in a small Brazilian village. As he sat, he saw a Brazilian fisherman rowing a small boat towards the …
The Fisherman and the Businessman – a classic Brazilian story. Read MoreJimmy: ‘Hey, Mike! How’s your new pet fish doing? You told me he was really something special.’ Mike: ‘To tell the truth, I’m really disappointed in him. The guy who …
How’s your new pet fish doing Read MoreWhen the mother returned from the grocery store, her small son pulled out the box of animal crackers he had begged for. Then, he spread the animal-shaped crackers all over …
The mother returned from the grocery store Read MoreA tourist walked into a pet shop and was looking at the animals on display. While he was there, another customer walked in and went over to a cage at …
A tourist walked into a pet shop Read MoreOne evening two vampire bats were hanging out in their cave. One said, “Man, I’m starving! I need to get some blood!” And he flew out of the cave. He …
Two vampire bats were hanging out Read MoreA zookeeper approaches three boys standing near the lions’ cage and asks them their names and what they’re up to. The first boy says, “My name’s Tommy and I was …
A zookeeper approaches three boys Read More