Talking dog for sale
This guy sees a sign in front of a house “Talking Dog for Sale.” He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the back yard. …
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The magician and the parrot
A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would be different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the same tricks over and …
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The best way to bathe your cat
Following are instructions on the best way to bathe your cat: 1. Thoroughly clean the toilet. 2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have both …
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Two Female Parrots Talking
This lady approaches a priest and tells him, “ Father, I these two talking female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing: ‘Hi, we’re prostitutes. Do you …
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A guy walks into a bar and orders a martini
A guy walks into a bar and orders a martini. “I see you’re wearing a suit and tie,” the bartender says. “I’m gong to have to charge you a $20 …
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STEPS FOR MOMMY – FUNNY SHORT STORY
One of my wife’s third graders was wearing a Fitbit watch, which prompted my wife to ask, “Are you tracking your steps?” “No,” said the little girl. “I wear this …
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