Two women died and were waiting
Two women died and were waiting at the gates of heaven. They talked to each other. “How did you die?” “I froze to death. It was painful and took a …
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An Irish dad calls his son in London
An Irish dad calls his son in London the day before Christmas Eve and says, “I hate to ruin your day but I have to tell you that your mother …
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A Guys sits down in a restaurant
A Guys sits down in restaurant and orders a bowl of chili The waitress says, “Sorry, but the guy next to you got the last bowl”. He looks over and …
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Walking in the city
Snow White, Superman and Pinocchio are walking in the city… When they see a house with the sign on “Words prettiest woman contest”. Snow White goes in and comes back …
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A little boy are crossing the Atlantic on an airplane
Pope Francis, Donald Trump, Joe Biden, and a little boy are crossing the Atlantic on an airplane when the engines fail. They find three parachutes. Donald Trump grabs the first …
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A Blonde decides she want to join the police
She goes down to her local station & starts applies to join. The Sergeant calls her over & says, ‘before you join, I need to ask you a few questions’ …
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An old Soviet communist was lying
An old Soviet communist was lying on his deathbed with his comrades all around him. He wanted to confess before dying. “Misha, remember in 1921 when you were almost executed? …
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A lawyer defending a man
My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the …
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A handsome man in a suit approaches a young lady
A handsome man in a suit approaches a young lady at a bar and asks if he can buy her a drink. “Don’t you have a girlfriend?” she asked. “ …
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The President invites the Pope to lunch on a boat
The President invites the Pope to lunch on a boat. The Pope accepted and during lunch, a puff of wind blew the pontiff’s hat off, right into the water. It …
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