A lawyer defending a man
My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the …
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A handsome man in a suit approaches a young lady
A handsome man in a suit approaches a young lady at a bar and asks if he can buy her a drink. “Don’t you have a girlfriend?” she asked. “ …
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The President invites the Pope to lunch on a boat
The President invites the Pope to lunch on a boat. The Pope accepted and during lunch, a puff of wind blew the pontiff’s hat off, right into the water. It …
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An Priest, a Doctor, and an Engineer are golfing
A Priest, a Doctor, and an Engineer are golfing. There is a group ahead of them moving really slow. The course manager stops by and asks if everything is alright. …
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Tractors
So there was this guy who was a fan of tractors. He had posters of it everywhere. He had his own tractor business, married a beautiful wife. The whole 9 …
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A man goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot
The shop owner points to three identical looking parrots on a perch and says: “The parrot to the left costs 500 dollars”. “Why does the parrot cost so much?” the …
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4 men are in the hospital waiting room
4 men are in the hospital waiting room waiting for their babies The nurse walks in and tells the first man: “Congratulations you’re having twins.” The man responds: “That’s a …
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A cop walks over to a bruised
A cop walks over to a bruised and beaten man outside of a pub.He asks the man what happened and the man tells him this; “So I walk into the …
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An elderly lady calls her neighbor and says
“Please come over and help me. I have a puzzle and I can’t figure out how to get started.” Her neighbor asks, “What is it supposed to be when it’s …
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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “If I show you a recally good trick, will you give me a free drink?” The bartender considers it, then …
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