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A guy gets pulled over for speeding
The officer asks “why are you in such a hurry?” “I’m late for work” he says “What do you do for work?” The officer asks He goes “I’m a rectum …
A guy gets pulled over for speeding Read MoreThe officer asks “why are you in such a hurry?” “I’m late for work” he says “What do you do for work?” The officer asks He goes “I’m a rectum …
A guy gets pulled over for speeding Read MoreA guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife na*** on the bed, sweating and panting.’What’s up?’ …
A guy gets home early from work Read MoreA man came into a shop with a ‘Salesman Wanted’ sign in a window. He went up to the owner and said, “I- I-I w-w-waannn-t the j-joooob-b.” “I don’t know …
A man came into a shop Read MoreAn old man walking thru a park in Philly sees a young kid smoking… He goes up to the kid and says “You’re too young to be smoking. Don’t you …
An old man walking thru a park Read More“Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes in, staggers up to the counter, and points at the guy in the middle, shouting, “ Your mom’s the …
Three guys are drinking in a bar Read MoreA squad of American soldiers was patrolling the Iraqi border, when they came across a badly mangled dead body. As they got closer, they found it was an Iraqi soldier. …
A squad of American soldiers Read MoreA man and a zebra walk into a bar. They both pull up a stool, and proceed to order shot after shot until they’re both so drunk that the zebra …
A man and his zebra walk into a bar Read MoreA grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living. “Tim, you be first,” she said. “What does your mother do all day?” Tim stood up …
A grade school teacher Read MoreThere were two statues in a park, one of a naked man, and one of a naked woman. They had been facing each other for a hundred years across a …
Two statues in a park Read MoreAt a hotel restaurant, a man sees an attractive woman sitting alone at the next table. Suddenly, she sneezes, and a glass eye comes flying out of her eye socket. …
At a hotel restaurant Read More