Girl Taunts Old Man
Girl taunts old man and asks if he ever did anything wild heading downtown to go to the movies, when a young punk got on. She had spiked, multi-colored hair …
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My life is very lonely
She was standing on the sidewalk of Atlantic Avenue with a guitar and a hand-written sign that said: “Let’s sing together.” She began to play. Then a drunk arrived, then …
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An Old Man Playing Golf
“How was your golf game, dear?” asked Jack’s wife Tracy. ” Well, I was hitting pretty well, but my eyesight’s gotten so bad I couldn’t see where the ball went.” …
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During a visit to my doctor
During a visit to my doctor, I asked him, “How do you determine whether or not an older person should be put in an old age home?” “Well,” he said, …
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Two Irishmen Are Lost At Sea
They ran out of food a couple of days ago, and ran out of water just today, so naturally they’re pretty desperate. Out on the water, one of them spies …
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A frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline
A frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and was told, “You are going to meet a beautiful young woman who will want to know everything about you.” The frog said, “That’s …
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The highway waiting to catch speeding drivers
Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer see’s a car puttering along at 22 MPH. He thinks to himself, This driver …
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An old lady used to cross the US-Mexico border
An old lady used to cross the US-Mexico border every day using a motorcycle… The guards, especially officer Johnson, knew she was smuggling something. But, no matter what they did, …
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A blonde walks into a bank in New York City
A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the Loan officer. She says she’s going to Europe on business for two weeks and Needs to …
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A woman goes to a fortune teller
A woman goes to a fortune teller As they sat there in the candlelit tent, the mystic waved her hands around the crystal ball, divining the woman’s future. Suddenly, the …
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