Two campers are walking
Two campers are walking through the woods when a huge brown bear suddenly appears in the clearing about 50 feet in front of them. The bear sees the campers and …
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The sparrow in a cage
A motorist was driving down the highway and all of a sudden he hit a sparrow. He pulled over, picked the poor sparrow who was still alive, but unconscious. He …
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A man bought a donkey from a preacher
A man bought a donkey from a preacher. The preacher told the man that this donkey had been trained in a very unique way, (being the donkey of a preacher). …
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Who gets the dog
A clergyman was walking down the street when he came upon a group of about a dozen boys, all of them between 10 and 12 years of age. The group …
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Billy Bob’s mule kicked his mother
Gary was traveling down a quiet country road when he noticed a large group of people standing around outside a house. He stopped and asked a farmer why such a …
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Talking dog for sale
This guy sees a sign in front of a house “Talking Dog for Sale.” He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the back yard. …
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The magician and the parrot
A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would be different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the same tricks over and …
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The best way to bathe your cat
Following are instructions on the best way to bathe your cat: 1. Thoroughly clean the toilet. 2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have both …
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Two Female Parrots Talking
This lady approaches a priest and tells him, “ Father, I these two talking female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing: ‘Hi, we’re prostitutes. Do you …
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A guy walks into a bar and orders a martini
A guy walks into a bar and orders a martini. “I see you’re wearing a suit and tie,” the bartender says. “I’m gong to have to charge you a $20 …
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