I matched with a Tinder profile
I matched with a tinder profile that had no pics. We chatted a bit. Smart and funny so i asked for a date. She said yes! I’m not expecting much, …
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The Trump family is flying from New York
The Trump family is flying from New York to DC by helicopter. Donald looks down on the cities below and says, “I think I’ll throw a $1000 bill out of …
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A young blonde was on vacation
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the …
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A young man has decided to become a monk
A young man has decided to become a monk and the abbot asks him: “Are you sure? It’s a very hard life: you can say two words every two years”, …
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A Calabrian emigrates and after two months
A Calabrian emigrates and after two months he calls home to ask to enlarge the garage because he has bought a 500. After another two months he calls him again …
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A comely-looking nun gets into a taxi
A comely-looking nun gets into a taxi and the man driving can’t take his eyes off her. After a few minutes, the nun asks: “Excuse me, but why are you staring …
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My daughter wants the new iPhone
My daughter wants the new iPhone for her birthday. I told her she will get one as long as she has good grades, does her chores, and follows the house …
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A sign on a restaurant window says
A sign on a restaurant window says “If you order it and we don’t have it, you instantly win one million dollars” A man walking by notices the sign and …
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Milk baths would make you beautiful
A blonde heard that milk baths would make her more beautiful, so she left a note for her milkman to leave 15 gallons of milk. When the milkman read the …
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A pet shop goes bankrupt
A pet shop goes bankrupt and the animals are auctioned off. A man then participates in an auction to buy a splendid parrot with colored feathers. He makes an offer, …
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