A wreck with a car
Fred was driving his truck when he got into a wreck with a car. The car was totaled. Fred was fine. The next week, Fred was on his motorcycle when …
A wreck with a car Read MoreFred was driving his truck when he got into a wreck with a car. The car was totaled. Fred was fine. The next week, Fred was on his motorcycle when …
A wreck with a car Read MoreDriving as fast as he can, he is soon pulled over by the police. The cop asks for his license, registration, and proof of insurance, and then asks him where …
A circus performer is late to his next gig Read MoreThree priests meet up for dinner. After dinner they’re talking about how they divide up the collection from the congregation between the church and themselves. The first priest says, I …
Three priests are talking after dinner Read MoreTwo young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons, and proceeded to the checkout counter. The pharmacist at the counter asked the older boy, …
Two young boys walked into a pharmacy Read MoreThe next morning, the wife tells her husband that she had slept over at a friends house. The husband then contacted all of his wife’s friends asking about it none …
The next morning Read MoreThree dinosaurs are running across the desert when they stumble upon a magic lamp. They rub it, and a genie appears. “I have three wishes, so I’ll give one to …
Three dinosaurs are running Read MoreThere is a farmer with three, beautiful daughters. He was always wary of them dating horrible guys so he forbid them to date their entire teenage lives. But when they …
The farmer and his daughters Read MoreA man goes into a restaurant. He sits down, he’s havin’ a bowl of soup. He says to the waiter, ‘Waiter, come taste the soup.’ Waiter says, ‘Is there something …
A man goes into a restaurant Read MoreTwo Priests decided to go to Thailand on vacation. They were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as Priests. For once, …
Two Priests decided to go to Thailand on vacation Read MoreAfter a few too many drinks he proceeds to vomit down the front of his shirt. “Oh man, my wife bought me this shirt. She’s gonna!” he drunkenly blurts out. …
My wife bought me this shirt Read More