A man going 160 km/h on a highway
He looks back and sees a police car following him, so he goes 270 km/h. He thought to himself “I’m too old for this shit”, so he slows down and …
A man going 160 km/h on a highway Read MoreHe looks back and sees a police car following him, so he goes 270 km/h. He thought to himself “I’m too old for this shit”, so he slows down and …
A man going 160 km/h on a highway Read MoreDuring a recent password audit, it was found that a blonde was using the following password: “MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacramento” When asked why such a long password, she said she was told that …
Password audit Read MoreA priest goes to see his Bishop and asks if he would hear his confession “Of course,” the Bishop said and took out his rosary. “And what do you have …
A priest goes to see his Bishop Read MoreA woman went to buy a parrot from a pet shop She found one for only £5. She took it to the shopkeeper, and asked if the price was right. …
A woman went to buy a parrot Read MoreA farmer was driving a cart full of vegetables to market when he had a head on collision with a semi the farmer suffered severe injuries and was in the …
A farmer was driving a cart full of vegetables Read MoreThis is your Captain speaking. I’m afraid we have lost one of our engines so we’ll be about 10 minutes late arriving at our destination,” announces the Captain. “Oh no!” …
A plane suddenly loses one of its engines Read MoreMy dad owns 4 tents which he uses for camping He uses all 4 at different times of the year, and each one is based on 1 of 4 different …
My dad owns 4 tents Read MoreA man comes running to the doctor shouting and screaming in pain “Please doctor, you’ve got to help me. I’ve been stung by a bee.” Doctor: “Don’t worry; I’ll put some …
A man gets stung by a bee Read MoreA man and his wife are travelling through the United States, when they notice a sign telling them that the town they are entering is called Kissimee. They quickly start …
A man and his wife are travelling Read MoreA frog wearing a business suit walks into a bank and goes to stand in line to wait for a teller. When it is his turn, he approaches the bank …
A frog walks into a bank Read More