
A sign on a restaurant window says
A sign on a restaurant window says “If you order it and we don’t have it, you instantly win one million dollars” A man walking by notices the sign and …
A sign on a restaurant window says Read MoreA sign on a restaurant window says “If you order it and we don’t have it, you instantly win one million dollars” A man walking by notices the sign and …
A sign on a restaurant window says Read MoreA blonde heard that milk baths would make her more beautiful, so she left a note for her milkman to leave 15 gallons of milk. When the milkman read the …
Milk baths would make you beautiful Read MoreA pet shop goes bankrupt and the animals are auctioned off. A man then participates in an auction to buy a splendid parrot with colored feathers. He makes an offer, …
A pet shop goes bankrupt Read MoreA German Shepherd goes to a post office to make a telegram and dictates what he wants to write: “Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof.” The postal …
A German Shepherd goes to a post office Read MoreA German Shepherd, a Doberman and a cat die and go to heaven. They find themselves before God who wants to know what they believe. The German Shepherd says, “I …
I think you sat in my seat Read MoreA man is looking for a long lost treasure and comes across an old . He says, “I’m looking for the Treasure of the Hidden Sea. Do you know where …
A man is looking for a long lost treasure Read MoreA guy walks into a barbershop and sits in the l chair. The barber asks, “Are you going anywhere on holiday this year?” Guy replies, “Yes actually, my wife and …
Man goes on holiday to Italy Read MoreAn exam was taking place in Oxford’s oldest and most traditional college… The ancient hall was packed with students in deep concentration. Halfway through, a student stood up, banged his …
An exam was taking place in Oxford’s Read MoreI think, I’m going to lose my drivers license…and all just because of a stupid police officer… The conversation went like this, when I got pulled over in my car: …
Police troubles Read MoreThe cursed prince there was once a prince who had been cursed by a witch. the curse was that he could only say one word each year well one day, …
The cursed prince Read More