Little Johnny doing Math
The math teacher asks Little Johnny: “If I give you 3 cats, and then another 3 cats, and then again another 3 cats, how many cats would you have?” Little …
Little Johnny doing Math Read MoreThe math teacher asks Little Johnny: “If I give you 3 cats, and then another 3 cats, and then again another 3 cats, how many cats would you have?” Little …
Little Johnny doing Math Read MoreAfter shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their car has been stolen. They go to the police station to make a full report. Then, a …
A couple returns to find their car has been stolen Read MoreA man hires a new maid and calls home to speak to his wife. The maid picks up. “Is this the maid” “Yes” “Well may I speak to my wife?” …
The new maid Read MoreOne day at the entrance to heaven, St. Peter saw a New York street gang walk up to the Pearly Gates. This being a first St. Peter ran to God …
One day at the entrance to heaven Read MoreTwo retired elderly men were eating breakfast in a restaurant one morning. Ed noticed something funny about Joe’s ear. He said “Joe did you know you’ve got a suppository in …
Two retired elderly men were eating breakfast Read MoreHere’s a humorous story about a wealthy businessman as told by one of his grandchildren. Back in 1927 the businessman was bringing his wife, new baby and a nurse home …
I’ve got to find a new hiding place Read MoreA fellow had just been hired as the new CEO of a large high tech corporation. The CEO who was stepping down met with him privately and presented him with …
A fellow had just been hired as the new CEO Read MoreA guy looking to become a bee farmer went to a seasoned Apiarist and asked if he could buy some bees off him to start up a hive. The Apiarist …
A guy looking to become a bee farmer Read MoreAn Amish farmer is walking through his field when he sees a guy drinking from his pond, scooping it up with his hand. The farmer says, “Trinken sie nicht das …
An Amish farmer is walking through his field Read MoreNewfies are people from Newfoundland, Canada. Here we have a lot of “newfie” jokes. I didn’t put blondes because most robbers are male) One of them is upstairs, and after …
Two newfies are robbing a house Read More