An elderly couple was sitting at the kitchen table on the morning of their50th wedding anniversary.” You know,” she said, “We were probably sitting in the kitchen across fromeach other …
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Two men found many bags full of money. To be grateful, they decided to share it with God, meaning people in need. The first man drew a line on the …
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If there are two idiots in the room, please stand up . . .” The sarcastic teacher said this before surveying the room with a smarmy smile. After a long …
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Couldn’t inherit his parents farm, because his older brother got the farm. So he moved to Texas to start his own farm there. After working on the farm and expanding …
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A large construction company sent a party in charge of finding workers all over the world in the very rural areas. They sucessfully obtained a dozen men and decided to …
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Two engineering students were walking across campus when one said, “Where did you get such a great bike?”The second engineer replied, “Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own …
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A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard. One of the blonde men walked in the office and said, “We need some four-by-twos.” The clerk …
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A driver tucked a note under her windshield wiper and dashed off: “I’ve circled the block for 20 minutes. I’m late for an appointment and if I don’t park here …
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A Texas farmer was touring England. He happened to meet an English farmer and asked him, “What size farm do you have?” The Englishman proudly announced, “Thirty-five acres!” “Thirty-five acres?” …
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Reaching the end of a job interview, the human resources person asked a young engineer fresh out of MIT, “ And what starting salary were you looking for?” The engineer …
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