Tomorrow I’m having skin grafted from my butt onto my hand and I cope with humor. Make me laugh. I’m going to have to ask my girlfriend if she wants …
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One morning, the new owner of a saloon was setting up his establishment for the day He heard a commotion from the street and walked out to see people jumping …
The new owner of a saloon Read More
Back in the 50’s Bobby goes to pick up his date, Peggy Sue. Bobby’s a pretty hip guy with his own car and a ducktail hairdo. When he arrives at …
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A farmer has four daughters named Betty, Mary, Flo, and Luck. who each have dates tonight. He is overprotective about his daughters, and he fidgets with his shotgun a lot. …
A farmer has four daughters Read More
A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers, which he was. When he finished …
A cowboy rode into town and stopped Read More
Three brothers age 92, 94 and 96 live in a house together. One night the 96 year old draws a bath, puts his foot in and pauses. He yells down …
Three brothers age 92, 94 and 96 Read More
A joke in memoriam to Norm MacDonald. Please tell it and make it as unfunny as possible before you hit the punchline. So, a priest, a rabbi, and a nun …
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Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, “Business trip or pleasure?” She turned, smiled, and said, “Business. I’m going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Boston.” …
A man board an airplane and took his seat Read More
Two statues were standing in the park, one, a nude man and one, a nude woman. They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years. One …
Two statues were standing in the park Read More
On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their teacher. The florist’s son handed the teacher a gift. She shook it, held it up and said, …
Children buy Gift for their Teachers Read More