A married couple rushed to the hospital because the woman was in labor the doctor asked the couple, “I have invented a new machine that you might want to try, …
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Little Johnny comes down to breakfast.Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores.“Not yet,” said Little Johnny. His mother tells him no breakfast …
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One day in class the teacher looks over to little Johnny and sees him scratching his downstairs under the table, She walks over to him and says, Johnny what are …
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Two beggars were sitting side by side in front of the Love Fountain in Rome, Italy. One had a Cross in front of him; the other one was holding the …
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These four guys finish a round of golf and stop at the 19th hole for a round of drinks, and one of them goes to the bathroom. While he’s gone, …
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A guy named Jay walks into a bar and orders a beer. “ How’s your wife doing?” the bartender asks. “She’s doing great. The doctor says the pregnancy is going …
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Make me one with everything,” says the Buddhist to the tofu hot dog vendor. Then, after getting his tofu hot dog, the Buddhist hands the vendor a $20 bill. The …
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St. Peter checks his dossier and says, “Ah, you’re an engineer — you’re assigned to hell.” So the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty …
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A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on dates. The first beau came to the door and said, “I’m Eddie, I’m here to pick …
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A small plane crashed in the middle of the desert. The pilot and co-pilot wandered around for days in search of food, but could find nothing. Finally the co-pilot announced: …
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