An Amish farmer is walking through his field when he sees a guy drinking from his pond, scooping it up with his hand. The farmer says, “Trinken sie nicht das …
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Newfies are people from Newfoundland, Canada. Here we have a lot of “newfie” jokes. I didn’t put blondes because most robbers are male) One of them is upstairs, and after …
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A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp, “Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?” The shopkeeper’s heart melts, he gets …
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Three rabbits escape from a testing lab and find an entire field full of carrots. They eat themselves into a stupor and sleep throughout the night. The next morning, they …
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A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won’t stop staring at her. She asks him why he is …
A cabbie picks up a nun Read More
they had a gorilla that was popular with small town tourists and the local residents. Unfortunately the gorilla died of old age and the owner offered one of his employees …
Years ago at a small private zoo Read More
A centipede walked into a shop and asked for a pair of shoes. The shopkeeper looked at him and checked it was just the one pair that the centipede wanted. …
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One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He’d toss them in the air, and then catch them in his mouth In the middle of catching …
A man was at home watching TV Read More
I heard this about 30 years ago from the VP of the company I was working for. He was a real, old fashioned Southern Gentleman from Mississippi. A young man …
A talking dog joke with a twist Read More
In a fancy Paris restaurant, there is a magical wish-granting mirror. But it only grants wishes if you tell the truth — if you lie, you disappear. One day, a …
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