A Priest, a Doctor, and an Engineer are golfing. There is a group ahead of them moving really slow. The course manager stops by and asks if everything is alright. …
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So there was this guy who was a fan of tractors. He had posters of it everywhere. He had his own tractor business, married a beautiful wife. The whole 9 …
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The shop owner points to three identical looking parrots on a perch and says: “The parrot to the left costs 500 dollars”. “Why does the parrot cost so much?” the …
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4 men are in the hospital waiting room waiting for their babies The nurse walks in and tells the first man: “Congratulations you’re having twins.” The man responds: “That’s a …
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A cop walks over to a bruised and beaten man outside of a pub.He asks the man what happened and the man tells him this; “So I walk into the …
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“Please come over and help me. I have a puzzle and I can’t figure out how to get started.” Her neighbor asks, “What is it supposed to be when it’s …
An elderly lady calls her neighbor and says Read More
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “If I show you a recally good trick, will you give me a free drink?” The bartender considers it, then …
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A man goes to the doctor and says, “I’ve got a tapeworm.” “I’ve been to so many specialists and no one can seem to get rid of it.” The doctor …
A man goes to the doctor and says Read More
Two friends are camping in the mountains. They are relaxing, walking into the nature, breathing fresh air, chatting about anything they want. One of them needs to pee and he …
Two friends are camping in the mountains Read More
After 20 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening…. when the wife felt her husband begin to touch her in ways he hadn’t in quite some …
A couple was lying in bed one evening Read More