A man walks into a New York City bank
A man walks into a New York City bank and says he wants to borrow $2,000 for three weeks. The loan officer asks him what kind of collateral he has. …
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A kid is selling lemonade
The boy’s sign reads “1 cup for 25¢, 3 cups for $1 A construction worker stops by and asks to buy one cup of lemonade. “25 cents”, says the kid. …
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A husband telephones his wife
“Hello!” “Hey honey, this is daddy. Is mommy near the phone?” “No daddy, she’s upstairs jn the bedroom with uncle Jake.” “But you don’t have an uncle Jake, sweetie…” “Uh …
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A young accountant
A young accountant, straight out of uni, applies for a job advertised in the Sydney Morning Herald. He is interviewed by the owner of a small business who has built …
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An internal auditor for a manufacturing group
An internal auditor for a manufacturing group was concerned about anomalies in stock levels. He thought someone might be pinching stock but he couldn’t prove it.He had his eye on …
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A man walked into a Walgreens
A man walked into a Walgreens and asked where the tampons were.Cashier: “Aisle 5.” Minutes later the man returned with a bag of cotton balls and some string. Cashier: “I …
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A man boarded an airplane and took his seat
As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat … As fate would …
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A 60 years old billionaire
A 60 years old billionaire marries a hot 25 year old girl… After honeymoon they throw a party celebrating their marriage… After a few drinks, billionaire’s friends want to know …
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An accountant is walking along the beach
An accountant is walking along the beach (also, not the joke) and he finds an old lamp. He picks it up, rubs it and of course, a genie appears. The …
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Three engineers and three accountants are traveling
Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference.At the station, the three accountants each buy a ticket and watch as the three engineers only buy one …
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