funny short story

Two caterpillars are escaping a spider. They climb up a small branch and get to the edge, but realize they are now trapped. “Hold on tight!” says the first caterpillar, …

A man comes up to the drive thru window, and the attendant greets him: Attendant: Welcome, how may I help you today? Customer: I’d like a burger and a vanilla …

A woman got married not long after high school and her husband broke her heart when he ran off with another woman. She eventually got back into the dating scene, …

A thief broke into a house one night. As he was shining his flashlight around looking for valuables he heard a faint voice say, “Jesus knows you’re here.” The thief …

The year is 1799. Napoleon is strategizing with his advisors. A map of Europe is on the table before them… Napoleon says “Behold, Gentlemen! Our destiny lies within our grasp!” …

Two aliens land on Earth in the middle of nowhere near a gas station and one of them gets out to make first contact. He goes to the gas pump …

A man gets a job at one of those sells everything superstores The manager tells him remember you’re on commission more people you sell to the more money you make. …

A group of engineering professors were invited to fly in a plane Right after they were comfortably seated, they were informed that the plane was built by their students. All …

An American couple is driving through Canada and stops at a gas station to fuel up. As the man goes into the station to pay, his wife calls out to …