
Swimming Contest
Swimming contest Joe and Jim were at the lake. Joe said, “Let’s have a swimming contest.” Jim said, “No way, you know you’ll win. You’re twice as fast as me.” …
Swimming Contest Read MoreSwimming contest Joe and Jim were at the lake. Joe said, “Let’s have a swimming contest.” Jim said, “No way, you know you’ll win. You’re twice as fast as me.” …
Swimming Contest Read MoreTwo caterpillars are escaping a spider. They climb up a small branch and get to the edge, but realize they are now trapped. “Hold on tight!” says the first caterpillar, …
Two caterpillars are escaping a spider Read MoreA man comes up to the drive thru window, and the attendant greets him: Attendant: Welcome, how may I help you today? Customer: I’d like a burger and a vanilla …
A man comes up to the drive thru window Read MoreA woman got married not long after high school and her husband broke her heart when he ran off with another woman. She eventually got back into the dating scene, …
A woman got married not long after high school Read MoreA thief broke into a house one night. As he was shining his flashlight around looking for valuables he heard a faint voice say, “Jesus knows you’re here.” The thief …
A thief broke into a house one night Read MoreThe year is 1799. Napoleon is strategizing with his advisors. A map of Europe is on the table before them… Napoleon says “Behold, Gentlemen! Our destiny lies within our grasp!” …
A map of Europe is on the table Read MoreTwo aliens land on Earth in the middle of nowhere near a gas station and one of them gets out to make first contact. He goes to the gas pump …
Two aliens land on Earth Read MoreA man gets a job at one of those sells everything superstores The manager tells him remember you’re on commission more people you sell to the more money you make. …
A man gets a job Read MoreA group of engineering professors were invited to fly in a plane Right after they were comfortably seated, they were informed that the plane was built by their students. All …
A group of engineering professors Read MoreAn American couple is driving through Canada and stops at a gas station to fuel up. As the man goes into the station to pay, his wife calls out to …
An American couple is driving Read More