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An elderly couple in their old age
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An elderly couple in their old age

January 20, 2023January 20, 2023 - by Cubo - Leave a Comment

There was an elderly couple who in their old age noticed that they were getting a lot more forgetful, so they decided to go to the doctor. The doctor told …

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A teacher asked her kindergartens
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A teacher asked her kindergartens

January 18, 2023January 18, 2023 - by Cubo

Who the most important person in history is and whoever gets it right gets 5 dollars, one of the kids yells, “Abe Lincoln.” The teacher smiles and shakes her head …

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Two engineering students were walking
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Two engineering students were walking

January 16, 2023January 16, 2023 - by Cubo

Two engineering students were walking across campus when one said, “Where did you get such a great bike?”The second engineer replied, “Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own …

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This couple board this jetliner for a trip to New York
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This couple board this jetliner for a trip to New York

January 14, 2023January 14, 2023 - by Cubo

This couple board this jetliner for a trip to New York. The jetliner gets full of passengers and they are to go but, they notice that there are no attendants …

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Man visits India and meets an old man
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Man visits India and meets an old man

January 13, 2023January 13, 2023 - by Cubo

Man visits India and meets an old man in the town square who is renowned for his elephantine memory. He asks the old man what he had for breakfast on …

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Reaching the end of a job interview
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Reaching the end of a job interview

January 13, 2023January 13, 2023 - by Cubo

Reaching the end of a job interview, the human resources person asked a young engineer fresh out of MIT, “ And what starting salary were you looking for?” The engineer …

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Three engineers are riding in a car
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Three engineers are riding in a car

January 12, 2023January 12, 2023 - by Cubo

Three engineers are riding in a car. A Mechanical Engineer, an Electrical Engineer and a Computer Engineer. The car suddenly stops running in the middle of the street. The Mechanical …

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Johny went to the butchery
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Johny went to the butchery

January 11, 2023January 11, 2023 - by Cubo

Johny went to the butchery, because he wanted to buy a little brain, so he has asked the saleswoman: “Have you got a little brain?” The saleswoman has said: “Yes, …

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The last thing I remember

January 9, 2023January 9, 2023 - by Cubo

The other night I overheard three very hefty women talking Their accent appeared to be Scottish, so I approached them and asked “Hello, are you three lassies from Scotland?” One …

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A sailor was on a three month classified mission
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A sailor was on a three month classified mission

December 23, 2022December 23, 2022 - by Cubo

A sailor was on a three month classified mission but was only able to send a postcard home once a month. First postcard he wrote said, “I can’t tell you …

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