
One bright evening
One bright evening as the sun was sinking on a glorious world a wise old Cock flew into a tree to roost. Before he composed himself to rest, he flapped …
One bright evening Read MoreOne bright evening as the sun was sinking on a glorious world a wise old Cock flew into a tree to roost. Before he composed himself to rest, he flapped …
One bright evening Read MoreBud has a “nosebleed seat” at the final game in the Stanley Cup series. He notices an empty seat in the front row. After the first period, he makes his …
The Final Game – Joke of a Day Read MoreA gorilla was walking through the jungle when he came across a deer eating grass in a clearing. The gorilla roared, “Who is the king of the jungle?” And the …
A gorilla was walking through the jungle Read MoreAt school Little Johnny’s class is learning about medicines. Sister Catherine, the teacher, asks the pupils what kind of medicines they know and what they are used for. The first …
Little Johnny’s class is learning about medicines Read MoreDuring a visit to my doctor, I asked him, “How do you determine whether or not an older person should be put in an old age home?” “Well,” he said, …
During a visit to my doctor Read MoreA frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and was told, “You are going to meet a beautiful young woman who will want to know everything about you.” The frog said, “That’s …
A frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline Read MoreA wealthy lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two women along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to …
A wealthy lawyer was riding Read MoreA teacher is teaching physics. Then he notices a boy is day dreaming. So the teacher asks that boy, “Do you know who Albert Einstein is?” The boy says “No, …
A teacher is teaching a notorious class Read More.and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a guy who’s dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket, and jeans. Saint Peter addresses this …
A minister dies.. Read MoreNeed some really funny quotes and sayings to describe yourself, or maybe some cool statuses to flaunt on your social networking profiles? Quotabulary gives you some really cute ‘about me’ …
20 Cute and Funny ‘About Me’ Quotes and Sayings to Love Yourself Read More