A Priest On A Plane
A very distinguished lady was on a plane arriving from Switzerland. She found herself seated next to a nice priest whom she asked: “Excuse me Father, could I ask a …
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A man who’s wife was pregnant
A man who’s wife was pregnant couldn’t bear to be in the delivery room at the time of the birth. So he thought he’d ring up later to see if …
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Little Johnny comes down to breakfast – Funny Jokes
Little Johnny comes down to breakfast.Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores.“Not yet,” said Little Johnny. His mother tells him no breakfast …
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Johnny Was Scratching Down
One day in class the teacher looks over to little Johnny and sees him scratching his downstairs under the table, She walks over to him and says, Johnny what are …
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Make me one with everything
Make me one with everything,” says the Buddhist to the tofu hot dog vendor. Then, after getting his tofu hot dog, the Buddhist hands the vendor a $20 bill. The …
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An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates
St. Peter checks his dossier and says, “Ah, you’re an engineer — you’re assigned to hell.” So the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty …
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A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters
A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on dates. The first beau came to the door and said, “I’m Eddie, I’m here to pick …
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A small plane crashed in the middle of the desert
A small plane crashed in the middle of the desert. The pilot and co-pilot wandered around for days in search of food, but could find nothing. Finally the co-pilot announced: …
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Jack’s lightbulb wasn’t working
He called the electrician immediately and hoped he could fix it. The electrician tried his best, but could not make it glow. After a while, the electrician said, “There is …
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I drove 120 miles for no reason
Today I was going to surprise my great-grandma with a visit. Halfway to her house I remembered the dermatologist appointment I had an hour in the opposite direction. I decided …
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