funny quotes

Not every day can be a happy day. Especially when the world is down in the dumps, even getting out of bed can be tough. A lot of people have lost …

“When your mother asks, ‘Do you want a piece of advice?’ it is a mere formality. It doesn’t matter if you answer yes or no. You’re going to get it …

Whether it’s a play on words, a funny observation about everyday things or old witty sayings, comedy has a way of making us realize we’re all going through the same …

There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years …

1. “Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.”— Mark Twain 2. “I am not afraid of death, I …

He could not find a job so he opened a medical clinic and puts a sign up outside: “Get your treatment for $500, if not cured get back $1,000.” One …