A burglar breaks into a home
A burglar breaks into a home and holds the husband and wife in it hostage. At gunpoint, he forces the two to sit on chairs facing the opposite way, back …
A burglar breaks into a home Read MoreA burglar breaks into a home and holds the husband and wife in it hostage. At gunpoint, he forces the two to sit on chairs facing the opposite way, back …
A burglar breaks into a home Read MoreSo, he opens the box and picks up a letter. He glances at it briefly to make sure it is stamped, and then puts it in his bag with his …
A mailman notices a mailbox Read MoreA woman walks into a bar and sits next to an old cowboy. “Excuse me sir, are you really a cowboy?” Says the woman. “Yup, have been my whole life” …
A woman walks into a bar and takes a seat Read MoreThe first guy says “That looks like a deep hole.”The second guy says “That looks like a REALLY deep hole. Let’s check it out.” He picks up a small rock …
Two guys are walking through the desert Read MoreThe driver discovers he has no service and can’t call for help. Just as he starts walking, a shiny new BMW stops next to him. “Hey man, having car trouble?” …
An old Fiat breaks down on a remote road Read MoreAn old man with hearing problems crashed his car into a very expensive automobile. The owner of the expensive automobile jumps out and confronts the old man and says “ …
An old man with hearing problems crashed his car Read MoreThe officer asks “why are you in such a hurry?” “I’m late for work” he says “What do you do for work?” The officer asks He goes “I’m a rectum …
A guy gets pulled over for speeding Read MoreA guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife na*** on the bed, sweating and panting.’What’s up?’ …
A guy gets home early from work Read MoreA man came into a shop with a ‘Salesman Wanted’ sign in a window. He went up to the owner and said, “I- I-I w-w-waannn-t the j-joooob-b.” “I don’t know …
A man came into a shop Read MoreAfter just one use, derpatine fixed my knee pain and I can run again!” “Consult a doctor if you’re experiencing any headaches, nausea, muscle pain, blurry vision, nasal congestion, loss …
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