Soup of the day
They are seated and after browsing the menu they both decide to order the soup of the day. When the waiter brings their soup the man knocks his spoon on …
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One bright evening
One bright evening as the sun was sinking on a glorious world a wise old Cock flew into a tree to roost. Before he composed himself to rest, he flapped …
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The Final Game – Joke of a Day
Bud has a “nosebleed seat” at the final game in the Stanley Cup series. He notices an empty seat in the front row. After the first period, he makes his …
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A gorilla was walking through the jungle
A gorilla was walking through the jungle when he came across a deer eating grass in a clearing. The gorilla roared, “Who is the king of the jungle?” And the …
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Little Johnny’s class is learning about medicines
At school Little Johnny’s class is learning about medicines. Sister Catherine, the teacher, asks the pupils what kind of medicines they know and what they are used for. The first …
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During a visit to my doctor
During a visit to my doctor, I asked him, “How do you determine whether or not an older person should be put in an old age home?” “Well,” he said, …
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A frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline
A frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and was told, “You are going to meet a beautiful young woman who will want to know everything about you.” The frog said, “That’s …
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A wealthy lawyer was riding
A wealthy lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two women along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to …
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A teacher is teaching a notorious class
A teacher is teaching physics. Then he notices a boy is day dreaming. So the teacher asks that boy, “Do you know who Albert Einstein is?” The boy says “No, …
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A minister dies..
.and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a guy who’s dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket, and jeans. Saint Peter addresses this …
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