A horse walks into a bar
A horse walks into a bar… and orders a beer. As the bartender serves him, he looks at the horse and says “hey, you look a little long in the …
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A police officer pulls over this guy
A police officer pulls over this guy who’s been weaving in and out of the lanes. He goes up to the guy’s window and says, – “Sir, I need …
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A 50 year old lawyer
A 50-year-old lawyer who had been practicing law since he was 25 died suddenly in his sleep. When he gets to the Pearly Gates, the lawyer says, “There must be …
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A Frenchman sees a poster in front of a bakery
He enters the shop and sees a gorgeous young lady behind the counter. He then asks: “Mademoiselle, are you the one that delivers the handjobs?” Very shy, the girl looks …
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A priest is walking down the street
A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street. However, the boy …
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A mother and son are traveling
A mother and son are traveling together on the Northern Pacific railroad. The boy says, “Mommy, if big cows can have little cows and big horses can have little horses …
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During a lesson on proper grammar
One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands for who could use the word “beautiful” in the same sentence twice. First, she …
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A computer science student is studying under a tree
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?” The student on the …
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A fifteen year old kid
A fifteen year old kid gets an upright bass and starts to take lessons. After his first lesson, his dad asks him, “what did you learn today?” “I learned to …
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A 15 year old Amish boy
They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again. The boy asked, “What is …
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