
There were two statues in a park
There were two statues in a park, one of a naked man, and one of a naked woman. They had been facing each other for a hundred years across a …
There were two statues in a park Read MoreThere were two statues in a park, one of a naked man, and one of a naked woman. They had been facing each other for a hundred years across a …
There were two statues in a park Read MoreAn old Man walked into the bank and stood in the queue, when it was his turn he handed his bank card to a bank teller and said, “I would …
An old Man walked into the bank Read MoreA man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, “My car broke down. Do you …
Goes to the monastery Read MoreI was standing at the bar of Terminal 3 in the International Airport when this small Chinese guy comes in, stands next to me, and starts drinking a beer I …
I was standing at the bar of Terminal Read MoreThe good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition that causes your testicles to press …
The doctor said Read MoreThree vampires are having a competition to find out who’s the most vicious vampire amongst them. The first one says, “Watch this,” He flies fast, at about 100 miles/hour. After …
Three vampires are having a competition Read MoreA guy goes to the doc because he accidentally consumed gasoline… The doc says, “Don’t worry, you just have to take one of these pills every day for the rest …
A guy goes to the doc because Read MoreI do not tolerate tardiness,” a professor tells his class at the beginning on the semester. Looking out at the sea of stricken faces in the large lecture hall he …
I do not tolerate tardiness Read MoreIn a small town near Dracholt, the only cow in the town stopped giving milk After some research, the town folk learned that they could buy one in Aubin, another …
The only cow in the town stopped giving milk Read MoreA teacher goes for a long walk on the beach. She finds a shiny magic lamb, picks it up, and rubs it. There is a puff of blue smoke and …
A teacher goes for a long walk on the beach Read More