There were two statues in a park
There were two statues in a park, one of a naked man, and one of a naked woman. They had been facing each other for a hundred years across a …
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An old Man walked into the bank
An old Man walked into the bank and stood in the queue, when it was his turn he handed his bank card to a bank teller and said, “I would …
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Goes to the monastery
A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, “My car broke down. Do you …
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I was standing at the bar of Terminal
I was standing at the bar of Terminal 3 in the International Airport when this small Chinese guy comes in, stands next to me, and starts drinking a beer I …
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The doctor said
The good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition that causes your testicles to press …
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Three vampires are having a competition
Three vampires are having a competition to find out who’s the most vicious vampire amongst them. The first one says, “Watch this,” He flies fast, at about 100 miles/hour. After …
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A guy goes to the doc because
A guy goes to the doc because he accidentally consumed gasoline… The doc says, “Don’t worry, you just have to take one of these pills every day for the rest …
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I do not tolerate tardiness
I do not tolerate tardiness,” a professor tells his class at the beginning on the semester. Looking out at the sea of stricken faces in the large lecture hall he …
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The only cow in the town stopped giving milk
In a small town near Dracholt, the only cow in the town stopped giving milk After some research, the town folk learned that they could buy one in Aubin, another …
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A teacher goes for a long walk on the beach
A teacher goes for a long walk on the beach. She finds a shiny magic lamb, picks it up, and rubs it. There is a puff of blue smoke and …
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