Author: Salina

Little Johnny was eating breakfast one morning and got to thinking about things. “Mommy, mommy, why has daddy got so few hairs on his head?” He asked his mother. “He …

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A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps you when you lie He decides to test it out on his son at supper. Dad says: “Where were you last night?” …

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I matched with a tinder profile that had no pics. We chatted a bit. Smart and funny so i asked for a date. She said yes! I’m not expecting much, …

I matched with a Tinder profile Read More

T‌‌he Trump f‌‌amily i‌‌s f‌‌lying f‌‌rom N‌‌ew Y‌‌ork t‌‌o D‌‌C by helicopter. Donald l‌‌ooks d‌‌own o‌‌n t‌‌he c‌‌ities b‌‌elow a‌‌nd s‌‌ays, “‌‌I t‌‌hink I‌‌’ll t‌‌hrow a‌‌ $‌‌1000 b‌‌ill o‌‌ut o‌‌f …

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A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the …

A young blonde was on vacation Read More

A young man has decided to become a monk and the abbot asks him: “Are you sure? It’s a very hard life: you can say two words every two years”, …

A young man has decided to become a monk Read More

A Calabrian emigrates and after two months he calls home to ask to enlarge the garage because he has bought a 500. After another two months he calls him again …

A Calabrian emigrates and after two months Read More

A comely-looking nun gets into a taxi and the man driving can’t take his eyes off her. After a few minutes, the nun asks: “Excuse me, but why are you staring …

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My daughter wants the new iPhone for her birthday. I told her she will get one as long as she has good grades, does her chores, and follows the house …

My daughter wants the new iPhone Read More