A Calabrian emigrates and after two months he calls home to ask to enlarge the garage because he has bought a 500. After another two months he calls him again …
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A comely-looking nun gets into a taxi and the man driving can’t take his eyes off her. After a few minutes, the nun asks: “Excuse me, but why are you staring …
A comely-looking nun gets into a taxi Read More
My daughter wants the new iPhone for her birthday. I told her she will get one as long as she has good grades, does her chores, and follows the house …
My daughter wants the new iPhone Read More
A sign on a restaurant window says “If you order it and we don’t have it, you instantly win one million dollars” A man walking by notices the sign and …
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A blonde heard that milk baths would make her more beautiful, so she left a note for her milkman to leave 15 gallons of milk. When the milkman read the …
Milk baths would make you beautiful Read More
A pet shop goes bankrupt and the animals are auctioned off. A man then participates in an auction to buy a splendid parrot with colored feathers. He makes an offer, …
A pet shop goes bankrupt Read More
A German Shepherd goes to a post office to make a telegram and dictates what he wants to write: “Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof.” The postal …
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A German Shepherd, a Doberman and a cat die and go to heaven. They find themselves before God who wants to know what they believe. The German Shepherd says, “I …
I think you sat in my seat Read More
A man is looking for a long lost treasure and comes across an old . He says, “I’m looking for the Treasure of the Hidden Sea. Do you know where …
A man is looking for a long lost treasure Read More
A guy walks into a barbershop and sits in the l chair. The barber asks, “Are you going anywhere on holiday this year?” Guy replies, “Yes actually, my wife and …
Man goes on holiday to Italy Read More
