A man skipped church
A man skipped church to go . While in the woods, he got chased by a bear and climbed a tree to get away. Unfortunately, the bear started climbing after …
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Sir Sandwich
This joke appeared on Everybody Loves Raymond and I don’t get it: Our drill sergeant stressed to us the importance of addressing all officers with what he called a “Sir …
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Man’s wife was celebrating her birthday
Man’s wife was celebrating her birthday Her husband made a nice candlelight dinner. It was gorgeous. At the end of the dinner she asks for her present. Husband all happy …
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Drinking a nice cool beverage
He went to Hell and expected to be greeted by Satan himself, when an apprentice approached him, saying, “ Welcome to Hell =] !!” When he asked about seeing the …
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A couple of dog owners are arguing
A couple of dog owners are arguing about whose pet is smarter. “My dog is so smart,” says the first owner, “that every morning he waits for the paperboy to …
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The world’s richest man is dying
The world’s richest man is dying. He has made peace with that. But what is bothering him so much is that no one in the afterlife will even know that …
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Swimming Contest
Swimming contest Joe and Jim were at the lake. Joe said, “Let’s have a swimming contest.” Jim said, “No way, you know you’ll win. You’re twice as fast as me.” …
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Two caterpillars are escaping a spider
Two caterpillars are escaping a spider. They climb up a small branch and get to the edge, but realize they are now trapped. “Hold on tight!” says the first caterpillar, …
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A man comes up to the drive thru window
A man comes up to the drive thru window, and the attendant greets him: Attendant: Welcome, how may I help you today? Customer: I’d like a burger and a vanilla …
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Excellent work
A Femme Fatale reports to her superior after a successful undercover mission. “Excellent work, as always, agent. Operation Girlfriend Experience was an outstanding success because of you. The villain has …
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